I’ve always been a big fan of Jack Handey’s bizarre ‘Deep Thoughts‘ from Saturday Night Live in the 90s. I had a long list of them printed out and would recite them aloud to no one’s amusement but my own.
The guy is back with this great feature in The New Yorker. It is excellent, you should read it.
The New Yorker: The Plan by Jack Handey November, 24, 2008